So, my life has become so boring that Saturday night I actually made plans with myself to watch a movie on Lifetime-THE MEMORY KEEPERS DAUGHTER. It was based on a book that I really want to read, and as far as Lifetime movies go, Oscar-worthy.
And now a look back at some of the most awesomely bad Lifetime movie titles:
*She Woke Up Pregnant
*My Stepson, My Lover
*Fatal Vows
*Missing! (it's all in the exclamation point)
*The Babysitter Seduction
*A Woman Scorned
*Men Don't Tell
*Mother Trucker
*Baby Monitor SOUND OF FEAR
and what I think is the all time very best-----
*Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?
I came across this little jewel of a website that allows you to generate the name of your own Lifetime movie-talk about fun!!!
http://www.bredcrumbs.com/lifetime-movie-title-generator/
Here are a few of mine:
I Loved My Need Too Much: Sarah's Story
Kidnapped For Life: The Story of Sarah
God, Don't Leave Me Slain
A Wheelchair Called Sarah (that one's my fav!!)
Give it a try and of course, if you get some good ones, please share with the entire class!
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This was pretty fun. Here are a few of mine...
The Homicide that Love Made
Amanda's Story: Habit in the NIght
My Brother or My Tumor
The Desprite Affair of Amanda Martin
Sarah... You are hiliarious!!
Where do you find all these sites?
Here's a few of mine...
I Loved My Lover Too Much: The Life of Nancy
Love Me, Love My Sore: The Untold Story of Nancy
Wheelchair in the Night
I LOVED "The Memory Keeper's Daughter". I read the book.
I completely forgot that the movie was on Saturday night!!
Darn. I wonder if they will re-play it????
Here are mine:
Tracie's Story: Till Kidnapping Do Us Part
A Need Called Tracie
(and my favorite)...One Numbness Too Many: The Untold Story of Tracie Crain
A Tumor Called Kelley
Love's Shameful Habit:The Kelley Leffler Story
And my favorite
I Woke Up Hooked:The Kelley Leffler Story
It's My Pregnancy, Damn It: The Story of Kelli
God, Don't Leave Me Vomiting: The True Story of Kelli
Leave My Vomiting Baby Alone: The Truth About Kelli
Once Upon a Craving
These cracked me up so much that I just had to share....
Lori: The Dark Newton Infidelity
Almost Seduced: Lori's Journey
Vomiting for Life: The Life of Lori
Confessions of a Prostitute: Lori's Struggle
Can't hardly type, laughing too hard!
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