Thursday, July 24, 2008

The Two Horses of the Apocalypse

Some answers to frequently asked questions about the great Horse vs. Car incident of '08


Q.Were they horses just roaming free?
A. No, they did belong to someone, this is not the Ole West. Word on the street is that they were sadly some type of race horses belonging to the Finn family that got out of wherever it was that they were being housed.

Q.Did the horses have a suicide pact?
A.One can never know, although the economy is bad

Q.Do we know the names of the horses?
A. No, I wish I did and if I find out I will share.

Q.Is Cliff ok?
A.Yes, he is. He is very sore. More sore from the seatbelt than anything.

Q.Did he see the horse or was it just standing in the road?
A.No, he did not see the horse. It jumped out in front of his car.

Q.Did the horses die on impact?
A.Yes

Q.Do horses go to heaven?
A.That is for you to decide.

Q.How weird is it to hit a horse with your car?
A.About as weird as hitting an elephant.

7 comments:

JLogue said...

The end is neigh.

Nancy said...

Ohh.. He hit a high $$ horse.. Ouch!

Now does his insurance have to pay for the horse?? or does the horse owners ins. pay for their own horse loss??

Sarah D said...

That's is a good question Nancy.

I am fairly certain that the horse loss is not our problem.

Time will tell how it all works out.

Kate P said...

I'm really disappointed by the news that this is no longer the 'Ole West.

PS - I believe the liability will fall on the horse owners.

hncfarley said...

Chad says Kate's opinion is his as well and that horse owners insurance should cover car and hospital bills.

hncfarley said...

Is that the REAL JLO??

Jamee said...

I just keep looking at the pictures and kind-a laughing. I wouldn't laugh if he wasn't okay, but since he is I can now laugh. Its the hood that keeps me going.