Monday, October 19, 2009

Slow leak

Have you been as obsessed with the balloon boy story as I have?
Turns out it was all a hoax.
I went ahead and destroyed my weather balloon.
Those freak shows just ruined it for all of us.
If one of my kids were to get in a weather balloon and float away now no one would believe us.

From here on out I will be a more than a little cautious of people named or who have named their child Falcon.
Falcon is only a name if you are appearing on The Bold and the Beautiful. It is not a name for real life. I'm sure there was a falcon in the Bible. That does not make it a Biblical name.

1 comment:

Ashley said...

ahahahaha! What a bunch of losers, the more I read, the more I want to throw up a little in my mouth!