Today we remember the King

Elvis Aaron Presley

January 8, 1935-August 16, 1977

Bye Bye Karl

Karl Rove (along with VP Chaney, the brains of the Bush administration) is stepping down. I do not like this man. He creeps me out and I think along with VP Chaney may just be the spawn of Satan.

He has not said what he plans to do next. I am hoping he takes a lot of hunting trips with his pal Dick.

Diet coke drinkers unite!

I participate in a Coca-Cola rewards program. When you purchase 12 or 24 packs of any Coca-cola products, 2 liters, or the 16oz bottles, inside the box or under the cap is a code. If you do not use these codes, I would appreciate you giving them to me. Please just e-mail me the code and the name of the coke product it came from at www.jak122004@msn.com give me some codes and I will give you a shout out.

SARAH

Jack's a swimming superstar!

Last night was the last night of Jack's swimming lessons. He liked to swing a little while before they started each night. Don't even think about trying to sit with him on the teeter totter. He won't have that!





Jack and his friend Frank Cucinella (Joe's) swimming with Ashley the beautiful.

Popping back up after going under. Jack got really, really good at going under!

Playing moter boat with the other kids. Of course, Jack is being held by the beautiful Ashley.

Jack being caught by Ashley. He devolped quite the crush on her. Last night as we walked out the door to go to swimming lessons, Jack said "Ashley here I come!"

Jack being held by Lea while they play London Bridge. Jack liked Lea a lot as well, not nearly as much as Ashley, but he did like her. Poor Nathan tried really hard, but Jack did not want much to do with him.

Lea and Jack.

Frank preparing to jump off the diving board.

JACK PASSED! He passes level one! I can't be sure if this is true, but I think he is the youngest child to pass Level One in the history of the Newton Swimming Pool! (if you know different, don't tell me). We are proud, and Jack keeps saying "I passed!"

HE'S GOING TO THE SHOW!!!!!!

Newton's Ross Wolf got the phone call he has been waiting his entire life for yesterday morning. He's going to the show, the major leagues. Ross is now an official Major League pitcher with the Florida Marlins! Ross left for Philadelphia yesterday morning and will be eligible to play for the Marlins today. Congrats to Ross, congrats to TW & GW. Newton is proud of their native son.

"Yeah, I was in the show, I was in the show for 21 days once-the 21 greatest days of my life. You know, you never handle your luggage in the show, somebody else carries your bags. It was great, you hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains."

CRASH DAVIS

Bull Durham

I think Katie is to far gone

Katie seems to have slipped over to the other side. I hope she can be saved, but the only person I can think to save her is Oprah and Oprah is bff with her hubby Tom. I think Katie needs to get her butt back to the Creek. Pacey and Dawson will always be waiting for her there.

no arms one leg=TROUBLE

This guy has one leg and no arms. After numerous traffic violations and DUI's he was sentenced to five years in prison. I guess he can keep himself busy in prison with butt kicking contests!!

Shout out to Holly Farley for bringing this important story to my attention!

17 is not the charm

Michelle and Jim Bob Dugger welcomed baby Jennifer Danielle yesterday. Jennifer Danielle is the 17th child for the couple and the 17th child with a name starting with the letter J (poor Jinger). They say this is not the last! I like the Dugger's. I wish they would let the girls cut their hair and wear some pants (although I think that could be grounds for eternal damnation), but overall they really seem like nice people. Hopefully someday they will open a Duggerland type theme park that serves their famous tater tot casserole.

The View gets a little darker

The View has finally named a replacement for Rosie. Whoppi Goldberg.

I have basically quit watching The View since Rosie left. It just is not the same and Jack is usually watching Sesame Street when it is on.

I guess I like Whoppi. She was pretty good in "Ghost" and I really liked that movie. "Ghost" inspired me to take up pottery, I still have not done that, but when I do-ashtrays for everyone!!!!

And now in small drunken news....

Matt Roloff the dwarf Father on TLC's "Little People, Big World" was arrested on DUI charges yesterday. My friend Kate Passalacqua suggested I post this information as a PSA to let people know that even midgets, like hollywood party girls, are not exempt from getting a DUI.