Sunday, April 13, 2008

Lifetime

So, my life has become so boring that Saturday night I actually made plans with myself to watch a movie on Lifetime-THE MEMORY KEEPERS DAUGHTER. It was based on a book that I really want to read, and as far as Lifetime movies go, Oscar-worthy.

And now a look back at some of the most awesomely bad Lifetime movie titles:

*She Woke Up Pregnant

*My Stepson, My Lover

*Fatal Vows

*Missing! (it's all in the exclamation point)

*The Babysitter Seduction

*A Woman Scorned

*Men Don't Tell

*Mother Trucker


*Baby Monitor SOUND OF FEAR


and what I think is the all time very best-----


*Mother, May I Sleep With Danger?



I came across this little jewel of a website that allows you to generate the name of your own Lifetime movie-talk about fun!!!




http://www.bredcrumbs.com/lifetime-movie-title-generator/

Here are a few of mine:

I Loved My Need Too Much: Sarah's Story
Kidnapped For Life: The Story of Sarah
God, Don't Leave Me Slain
A Wheelchair Called Sarah (that one's my fav!!)


Give it a try and of course, if you get some good ones, please share with the entire class!
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8 comments:

  1. Amanda MApril 13, 2008 at 7:46 PM

    This was pretty fun. Here are a few of mine...

    The Homicide that Love Made
    Amanda's Story: Habit in the NIght
    My Brother or My Tumor
    The Desprite Affair of Amanda Martin

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  2. NancyApril 13, 2008 at 8:29 PM

    Sarah... You are hiliarious!!
    Where do you find all these sites?

    Here's a few of mine...
    I Loved My Lover Too Much: The Life of Nancy

    Love Me, Love My Sore: The Untold Story of Nancy

    Wheelchair in the Night

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  3. AnonymousApril 14, 2008 at 7:43 AM

    I LOVED "The Memory Keeper's Daughter". I read the book.

    I completely forgot that the movie was on Saturday night!!

    Darn. I wonder if they will re-play it????

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  4. AnonymousApril 14, 2008 at 8:57 AM

    Here are mine:

    Tracie's Story: Till Kidnapping Do Us Part

    A Need Called Tracie

    (and my favorite)...One Numbness Too Many: The Untold Story of Tracie Crain

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  5. Kelley L.April 14, 2008 at 11:27 AM

    A Tumor Called Kelley
    Love's Shameful Habit:The Kelley Leffler Story

    And my favorite

    I Woke Up Hooked:The Kelley Leffler Story

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  6. KelliApril 14, 2008 at 1:01 PM

    It's My Pregnancy, Damn It: The Story of Kelli

    God, Don't Leave Me Vomiting: The True Story of Kelli

    Leave My Vomiting Baby Alone: The Truth About Kelli

    Once Upon a Craving

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  7. LoriSApril 14, 2008 at 5:10 PM

    These cracked me up so much that I just had to share....

    Lori: The Dark Newton Infidelity

    Almost Seduced: Lori's Journey

    Vomiting for Life: The Life of Lori

    Confessions of a Prostitute: Lori's Struggle

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  8. hncfarleyApril 14, 2008 at 8:05 PM

    Can't hardly type, laughing too hard!

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